Prietenul meu invizibil (sau my personal stalker)

So, I have a personal stalker What now?

(26 aprilie)

EL: Why are u not accepting me as a FB friend ? Becoz I look like a monkey ? Awwww….come on….I am not a monkey – I am just a chimpanzee….lol

EU: Because I don’t know you. I only accept my friends here

EL: Agreed its a catch 22 situation. when we were born, we didn’t know anyone and only when we say hello to the universe do we make new friends.

What do ya have to lose – we would be friends on FB only – and once we say a hello and add each other, we would be friends anyways.

its just a question of saying hello and we know each other.

I just did say HELLO again.

Anyways….how have u been and what plans for the weekend lady….

(27 aprilie, 2:04 pm)

EL: still determined not to know me ?

(27 aprilie, 11:41pm)

EL: boooooooooooo

(28 aprilie)

EL: boooooooooooooooo

(30 aprilie)

EL: still haven’t decided whether to add me or not ha ha.

(3 mai)

EL: hi invisible friend – how much longer will u not add me ? U know me now – so u cant say u dont know me ha ha. At least u know me as the guy who writes hello to you everyday….

EU: You are funny, I have to admit  But why are you doing this?

Later edit – EL: Don’t know what I did except say hello and add u as a friend…… is that something terrible ? Lol……. if it is something as bad as chasing rats across a farm, I am sorry. But u still shud add me as a friend. U appear to be a sweet girl and having a friend on FB who lives 5000 miles away don’t cause tidal waves to sink Japan.

EU: Where are you from?
Now I’m considering accepting you as one of my FB friends

EL: I am a child of the universe….live a life not defined by man made borders. Born in the USA and now live in Dubai. All of 25…..live, love and laugh thru the highway of life.

Don’t think – be a NIKE girl – just do it. Add me NOW. lol

De-ar fi toti stalkerii asa… )

(poza ii apartine acestui “EL”, am luat-o de pe profilul lui de facebook )